Capeism, An Explanation

that above you, kids, is bugs bunny, a famous american hero. this is a camera suspended in putty. you are looking at this either on a computer or your phone. the sky is normally blue. So, anyways, this is the story of how capeism came about writtten in ancient caveman dialect: we want wear capes, big bald man say, no, no, no, book not say this, what mister bald man say goes, so we no wear capes. we decide we not stand for no wear capes, we make religion so in this country mister bald man no say no, we aloud cause religion. Thus capeism born. mister bald man still say no our religion not recognized, so we wear ties in meantime. shit i totally forgot what...... oh, ok, we believe in whatever religion you had before, plus wearing capes. Hu Hu Hu Hu, That's All Folks!